The FamilyEverywhere
Luc Besson’s “off-beat comedy” about the mafia! I hope there’s a paramour! And Milla Jovovich! Actually, I know there’s not, so I won’t be seeing this. It’s like spending two hours with annoying family members you hate, so if you’d like to endure the holidays early, check it out! But, if you want to see a great mob movie starring Michelle Pfeiffer, just rent Married to the Mob.

Insidious 2Everywhere
It feels like they pieced together this sequel from leftover bits in the first movie. Just random scary movie moments that add up to a paint by numbers horror film. I mean, I’m scared when I hear a tree branch 10 miles away, so if this isn’t freaking me out, it’s really awful. FOR SHAME, INSIDIOUS 2.

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