Star Trek Into Darkness – Everywhere The first one was great fun, and this one is not disappointing. Wunderkind — or Wundermiddleagedbro — J.J. Abrams…
Oblivion – Everywhere Tom Cruise sci-fi from the TRON: Legacy director — so, you know, beautiful but boring. Pretty, dumb, derivative garbage movie. Trance –…
42 – Everywhere The story of baseball player Jackie Robinson and Brooklyn Dodgers GM Branch Rickey’s fight to allow a man of color to play…
Evil Dead – Everywhere A remake of the 1981 horror classic about a cabin in the woods and demon possession. If you really need to…
From Up on Poppy Hill – Trailer from The Kennedy/Marshall Company on Vimeo. From Up On Poppy Hill (Kokurikozaka kara) – Sundance, Embarcadero Hayao Miyazaki’s…
Spring Breakers - Everywhere It’s like Point Break in that it involves a beach, pretty people, and there’s hella robbery; and it’s not like Point Break in that it’s not the…
The Call – Everywhere Halle Berry, a grizzled 911 Operator, gets a call from Abigail Breslin, who’s been kidnapped by the coke-fueled ghost of her…
Emperor – Everywhere Does Tommy Lee Jones have Bell’s Palsy? Because I don’t think that dude can smile anymore. Something happened to him; please look…
Jack the Giant Slayer – Everywhere Directed by Bryan Singer, and written by about 15 people, it’s a 2013 IN YOUR FACE version of the…
Snitch – Everywhere An action thriller starring Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson as the father of a son who’s wrongly accused of being a terrible no…
Beautiful Creatures – Everywhere It’s a thoughtful, fun, and complex Twilight-esque fantasy adventure about witches and warlocks. It’s a sexy teen romp that knows what…
In Another Country – Opera Plaza Cinemas Three different stories about three different French women named Anne, each of whom is visiting South Korea, and…
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters – Everywhere It’s the time of year when either nothing is released, or the crap that studios know don’t hold…
The Last Stand – Everywhere I’m torn. This Kim Jee-Woon action-adventure has my least favorite actor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and my most favorite actor, Forest Whitaker….
Gangster Squad – Everywhere Super violent film that’s also, despite its best attempts at being badass, a little cheesy. It’s all ridiculous costume-y costumes and…
Tchoupitoulas – Everywhere A documentary crew follows three young brothers as they explore New Orlean’s vibrant nightlife. It’s supposed to be magical and whimsical as…
Killing Them Softly – Roxie Three idiots try to con the mob and then a bad-ass Brad Pitt hunts them down with his rifle. It’s…
Jack Reacher – Everywhere Standard action-adventure fair — kinda like a Designer Imposters version of Mission Impossible. Tom Cruise livens it up like the affable…
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey – Everywhere The long-ass tale of Bilbo Baggins’ big-ass feets’ epic quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Ereboro…
Playing For Keeps – Everywhere Terrible generic rom-com that for some reason is being advertised out the wazoo. Also, if you’ve seen the trailer, you’ve…
Killing Them Softly – Everywhere Super-stylized dark comedy about some idiots who fuck with the mob. You would think people would finally learn about fucking…
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 – Everywhere It got “hot” teenagers and is filled with drama DRAMA DRAMA!!! but still manages to…
Skyfall – Everywhere It’s Bond with emotional heft. He’s not the love ‘em and leave ‘em super spy, anymore — well, he is, but he’s…
Wreck It Ralph – Everywhere Animated comedy about a video game villan with a heart of gold. It’s light and fluffy cotton candy and sometimes…
