Mirror MirrorEverywhere

As with every Tarsem Singh film, it’s fucking STUNNING. Like, the man makes you feel like you’re on an acid trip inside the Cheshire Cat who just ate Jiminy Cricket–all beautifully vivid colors and striking imagery and talking cats and crickets. However, like with all his films, it’s a bit of a mess, plot-and character-wise. Julia Roberts is the evil queen and some girl who I thought was a reanimated Audrey Hepburn plays Snow White and yeah, it’s colorful and insane and hard to follow and ultimately kinda unrewarding if you’re expecting more than a candy colored rush of craziness coming to getcha.

Deep Blue SeaEmbarcadero
If you want to see Rachel Weisz act the shit out of a role, this is the movie. Homegirl BRINGS IT. Like, it’s such a tour de force that I think she might have MPD, or whatever we’re calling it when crazy people have 50 personalities these days. She plays a woman stuck in a loveless marriage in post-WWII London, and it’s basically about figuring out what she wants and it’s all very sad and dramatic so if you’re into that, and into some HARDCORE XXX ACTING BATTLE ROYALE, get up on this.

Wrath of the TitansEverywhere
Liam Neeson as Zeus and Ralph Fiennes as Hades because that’s totally how I pictured the Gods when I read them in my middle school mythology phase. TOTALLY. Other than that, looks like a complete CGI shitfest that’ll probably lose a lot of money. JUST GUESSING.

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