A gay president may be but a dot on the horizon, but one SoCal teen hurdled the first of many barriers towards such an end. After 67 years Archie is set to propose to Veronica, but many fans are hoping the endeavor will be halfhearted farce to conceal his true feelings for Betty. Speaking of laodicean, that’s the word that condemned a 13 year old girl from Kansas to a lifetime of over-achievement. See why the only thing more terrifying than soccer moms is spelling bee dads this Friday, May 29th, 2009.
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BART directors approve 25 cent fare increase. EX, ABC7
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Teen queen named prom queen in L.A. CHRON, CBS5
City finally pays up for the tiger attacks. ABC7, CHRON
FROM THE SF CHRONICLE
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FROM THE SF EXAMINER
City Hall finally decides to embrace wireless internet
A traffic free lane and now free gas!
FROM CBS5
Filthy freak flashes females from Ford Focus
FROM ABC7
Livermore to house world’s most powerful laser
Would be Ford assassin unmasks herself
Betty vs. Veronica debate to come to a long awaited conclusion
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Obama keeps roads out of national forests
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