A gay president may be but a dot on the horizon, but one SoCal teen hurdled the first of many barriers towards such an end. After 67 years Archie is set to propose to Veronica, but many fans are hoping the endeavor will be halfhearted farce to conceal his true feelings for Betty. Speaking of laodicean, that’s the word that condemned a 13 year old girl from Kansas to a lifetime of over-achievement. See why the only thing more terrifying than soccer moms is spelling bee dads this Friday, May 29th, 2009.

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City finally pays up for the tiger attacks. ABC7, CHRON

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City Hall finally decides to embrace wireless internet


A traffic free lane and now free gas!

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