policeblotter_sfa.jpgWhile most of us were sleeping Sunday night, a woman in the first block of Curtis Street was stabbing her roommate over use of their bathroom. The weapon was a three-prong fork, leading one to assume that the bathroom break interrupted, perhaps, a midnight snack of hors d’oeuvres.

The pair argued and eventually the suspect stabbed the victim in the thigh and calf. SFPD at Ingleside Station pulled this fantastic quote from all their interviews with tenants, “I’m going to kill you, bitch!”

There has been no word on whether or not the suspect, who was taken into custody, was still hungry or cannibalistic.

The victim refused medical attention after the incident, although with a four-prong fork things might have been different.

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Always in motion. April Siese writes about music, takes photos at shows, and even helps put them on behind the scenes as a stagehand. She's written everything from hard news to beauty features, as well as fiction and poetry. She most definitely likes pie.

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