Love and Other Drugs – All over
Sometimes I think that the entire world is out to get my goat. The only role I want to see Jake Gyllenhaal in is the one in which his caveman underbite is actually beneficial – unfortunately, the monkey roles in 2001 has already been filled. So instead, he has sex with the high maintenance — stop giving me that fucking deer in the headlight look — Anne Hathaway, who you know, probably fakes it. Which of course they do because it’s called acting and they learned this in their acting classes.
Tangled – All over
Disney does Rapunzel with the voice of giantess and known Disney fanatic, Mandy Moore.
Faster – All over
Formulaic ex-con out to get revenge tale, with Dwayne Johnson and Billy Bob Thornton.
Burlesque – All over
Can even the most flaming among us love this dance story featuring Christina Aguilera, Cher and Stanley Tucci?
Made in Dagenam – Embarcardero
Sandy Hawkins, Bob Hoskins, and Miranda Richardson stars in this true story about equal rights and women in an assembly line.
Wasteland – Lumiere
Brazil’s trash and the quirky characters who live/pick it.
Aguirre: The Wrath of God – Red Vic (Sunday)
Just in time for the holiday season, Klaus Kinski shakes it up.
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