United Film FestivalThe Roxie
San Francisco United is presenting cool movies such as Big Trouble in Little China (Friday, midnight, free), The Fly (Saturday, midnight, free), and a very diverse mix of buddy documentaries, shorts, and quirk.

Sex and the City – The Castro
Quite possibly the only place in the world where it may get good reviews.

Midnite For Maniacs – The Castro (Friday) (scroll down)
A League of Their Own – I’m of the age where I can admit that this movie probably helped make me the strong bitch I am (sad to admit). Lori Petty will be there, in person!!!

Jennifer’s Body – (see Eve’s review here). Diablo Cody will be there in person. Is there an emoticon with that guy snoozing in his theater seat?

The Legend of Billie Jean. No one cares about Billie Jean, sorry.

Perrier’s BountyOpera Plaza
Ciaran Murphy fucks up with the Dublin mob boss (Brendan Gleeson!). Music by David Holmes and special guest – the voice of Gabriel Byrne.

Holy RollersLumiere
True story of Hasidic Jew drug mules.

The Karate Kid – Everywhere
Scientologists have no respect.

The A-Team – Everywhere
David Mamet for dumb asses.

The Burning Man Film FestivalRed Vic
It IS okay for me to say I do not give a shit about Burning Man. And yes, I am self-actualized, thank you very much.

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