Brian_Surewood.jpg This guy! Recognize him? He’s in almost every gangbang clip out there (links very NSFW). You know, you’re sitting there, desperately querying Spankwire for a gangbang clip suited to your tastes, but all you can focus on is this one dude who seems to have his batphone hooked up to every single GB casting call whispered in San Fernando Valley.

It’s like that Sesame Street song, “One of These Things.” “Three of these things are starfish. But this! Is a crab!” Except in our case the song goes: “five of these things are regular male pornstars. But this! Is a hobo-looking dude with a bandana, unkempt hair, and a long goatee that’s braided and beaded!” Which can only work for, like, one person in the entire world.

So I took to some internet sleuthing. Ladies and germs, bois and grrls, I present to you Brian Surewood. Enchant

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  • Christine Borden

    For those really curious, this story seems to be the most up-to-date about Brian Surewood’s case. Link is NSFW because of ads.

  • DICK ☆ Delaware

    Guy should be dead

  • Mx.Lilithe

    I was just trying to enjoy some gb porn, and this gross dude shows up again (as he has FAR too many times). Thank you for answering my Google search on the matter – and confirming with the Wikipedia link as to why he grosses me out.