5:36 AM: A white male reportedly stabbed another white male on the 1400 block of Van Dyke. The victim’s injuries weren’t life threatening, and the suspect was arrested.
7 PM: Two to six (hey, don’t mock — wait until you’re mugged, and see how well you do with getting all the details straight) black men reportedly surrounded an undescribed victim at Divis and Eddy, robbing the victim at gunpoint before fleeing on foot. No arrests made, no one was hurt.
9:30 PM: Two undescribed suspects reportedly confronted a man at the door of his residence on the 1700 block of Burrows. He says that one suspect pointed a gun at him and robbed him, before fleeing on foot. No one arrested, no one injured.
11:00 PM: Two women were unloading their car at 32nd and Moraga when a hispanic male reportedly pointed a gun at them and stole their purses. He and his colleague, a black male, fled to a parked vehicle and drove away. No one’s been arrested for this robbery, and the victims were otherwise unharmed.
5:02 AM: A black male reportedly robbed a victim at gunpoint, as the victim was seated in a parked car in the Double Rock area. The suspect fled on foot, and hasn’t been arrested. The victim is uninjured.