House of the Devil – Lumiere
A satanic thriller set in the 80’s with Tom Noonan and Mary Woronov? Why not? No really, I love spooky house movies. By the way, please rent The Changeling.
Capitalism: A Love Story – The Roxie
Fat ass tries to out-Daily Show the Daily Show.
Bad Lietenant: Port of Call New Orleans – Embarcadero
“I
could eat a peach all day”… oops, wrong movie. I love Werner Herzog,
and I love Val Kilmer, and I love making fun of Nicholas Cage.
The Twilight Saga: New Moon – Van Ness, CineArts, Centre 9
I don’t care because I don’t have a vagina. Wait a second, yes I do – and hey, that’s my shaved pubic hair being a vampire!
