House of the Devil      –   Lumiere
A satanic thriller set in the 80’s with Tom Noonan and Mary Woronov? Why not? No really, I love spooky house movies. By the way, please rent The Changeling.

Capitalism: A Love Story
      –   The Roxie
Fat ass tries to out-Daily Show the Daily Show.

Bad Lietenant: Port of Call New Orleans     –   Embarcadero
could eat a peach all day”… oops, wrong movie. I love Werner Herzog,
and I love Val Kilmer, and I love making fun of Nicholas Cage.

The Twilight Saga: New Moon
    –   Van Ness, CineArts, Centre 9
I don’t care because I don’t have a vagina. Wait a second, yes I do – and hey, that’s my shaved pubic hair being a vampire!

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