Wait, did you just try to say that Kid Rock Twitters? You must be dreaming. Kid Rock can’t use SF-based service Twitter, because Kid Rock’s not gay.

Here’s some verbatim, 244-character hotness straight from the Kid’s lips:

“Twitter is It’s gay. If one more person asks me if I have a Twitter, I’m going to tell them, ‘Twitter this s**t, motherf**ker’. I don’t have anything to say, and what I have to say is not that relevant. Anything that is relevant, I’m going to bottle it up and then squeeze it onto a record somewhere”.

I suppose Kid Rock’s new take on homophobia is to be expected ever since he remade himself into the blue blooded, gun toting poster boy for middle America in 2007. But an intolerance of brevity, now that’s just going too far.

Ironically, Kid Rock’s hatred for Twittering (and gays) probably means that a lot of people will begin to Twitter about Kid Rock. Hey, that gives me an idea. Who can write the most inventive 140 character response to Kid Rock’s Twitter bashing? Post your replies below, or link us to your Twitter account if you’re already way ahead of us on this one.

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