It’s truly a dark day in America when an impending pandemic not only threatens the lives and sanity of my countrymen, but also the variety of my Monday morning Culture and Entertainment post. Not much else escaped the swine saturated media dragnet this morning: parenting lessons learned from Furious Styles, rap themed energy drinks, and confused bulls on supermarket parade. Oh and alfalfa sprouts are the new peanut butter. I guess we can all understand why Sammy Jackson don’t “dig on no swine” this Monday April 27th, 2009.

ANIMALS

Good thing they weren’t having a “red” tag sale. CBS5

ART

Stanford art season lineup. Chron

FAMILY

Furious Styles: DIY haircuts and other assorted fatherly advice. Chron

It takes 103 outings to enjoy San Francisco entirely. Chron

FOOD

With pork out these days, try a tantalizing twist on an old chicken favorite. Chron

Not your ordinary crunk juice. Weekly

If it’s not pigs, it’s alfalfa sprouts. CBS5

HEALTH

Thanks Swine Flu, like the zealots need another reason to patrol the border. CBS5

Just in case amid the spiraling mayhem you find yourself curious as to what Swine Flu actually is. CBS5

MUSIC

Paul Van Dyk to play at Cow Palace Weekly

I’m so mad at the way we treat this earth I could just curse at wildly inappropriate times. Weekly

TV

It’s you who should go straight to DVD Chron

Have a laugh and forget about the flu. Laughing Squid

What did we miss? Let us know.

Please make sure your comment adheres to our comment policy. If it doesn't, it may be deleted. Repeat violations may cause us to revoke your commenting privileges. No one wants that!