It’s truly a dark day in America when an impending pandemic not only threatens the lives and sanity of my countrymen, but also the variety of my Monday morning Culture and Entertainment post. Not much else escaped the swine saturated media dragnet this morning: parenting lessons learned from Furious Styles, rap themed energy drinks, and confused bulls on supermarket parade. Oh and alfalfa sprouts are the new peanut butter. I guess we can all understand why Sammy Jackson don’t “dig on no swine” this Monday April 27th, 2009.
Good thing they weren’t having a “red” tag sale. CBS5
Stanford art season lineup. Chron
Furious Styles: DIY haircuts and other assorted fatherly advice. Chron
It takes 103 outings to enjoy San Francisco entirely. Chron
With pork out these days, try a tantalizing twist on an old chicken favorite. Chron
Not your ordinary crunk juice. Weekly
If it’s not pigs, it’s alfalfa sprouts. CBS5
Thanks Swine Flu, like the zealots need another reason to patrol the border. CBS5
Just in case amid the spiraling mayhem you find yourself curious as to what Swine Flu actually is. CBS5
Paul Van Dyk to play at Cow Palace Weekly
I’m so mad at the way we treat this earth I could just curse at wildly inappropriate times. Weekly
It’s you who should go straight to DVD Chron
Have a laugh and forget about the flu. Laughing Squid
What did we miss? Let us know.