It’s been said that to meet someone who shares your values, you must start at the source. Church is a great place to pick a mate, unless they happen to be uninterested in your tireless sexual advances and especially if they just agreed to drive you around.
As the Ex reports, a feisty yet God-fearing cougar has gone after her prey, but went about it in all the wrong ways. Her sights were set on none other than a 51-year-old Excelsior man who’d been driving her to church.
The church’s pastor initially set up the deal, just hoping the 80-year-old woman would have an easier time finding God. Unfortunately, the woman took Senator Bob Packwood’s advice instead of the Good Book’s.
The elderly woman made, the Ex reports, aggressive sexual advances towards the man, culminating in a telephone threat to “come over and bust his head” for rejecting her.
That’s when her victim called SFPD. Officers from the Ingleside station are, they say, working on halting the overly-outgoing octogenarian.
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