It’s another shitty day in the Bay. Though this time its less weather related and more the cause of steaming heaps of mysterious manure, or less tangible, lead coated heaps of electronic waste. If you’re not getting crapped on you’re probably feeling pretty crappy, whether you’re a detained journalist, a former marijuana distributor, or a simple partygoer out for a good time. Praises then to the San Francisco Public Library, the only ones willing to take the crap rather than give it this Friday April 24th, 2009.

THIS MORNING’S TOP STORIES

Shit Happens. ABC7, CBS5, CBS5

These hills can be murder. ABC7, Chron, Ex

Count one for the maternal, lesbian, immigrant community. CBS5, Chron, CBS5, KRON4

BART policies subject to the review of an all black council. CBS5, Chron, KRON4

Two San Francisco journalists pay a harsh price in North Korea. CBS5, ABC7, Ex

FROM THE SF CHRONICLE

With marijuana, it’s the “pipers” turn to pay.

Reminder: The ABC is still out to curb your good time

FROM THE SF WEEKLY

Pay your gastro-intestinal dues on the Muni

FROM ABC7

Hang glider learns firsthand the harsh teachings of Icarus

FROM KRON4

San Francisco Public Library joins Post-Napoleonic France, Union Army in longstanding tradition of granting amnesty.

FROM CBS5
California takes a nice, cathode-ray-tube shaped E-Dump on Arizona.

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