Sex and the City 2Everywhere
As a critic, I will not say anything about this movie directly. But you know in Unbreakable, when Bruce Willis goes to Penn Station and puts his hands out and connects with the strangers, and can tell all the bad things that these people do, and you get this feeling that we are all people in the world, some bad and some good? I think about this scene, but instead of me seeing the bad things the critics do (like write good reviews of horrible movies), we connect on an emotional level when I touch their hands and feel like we all live in a wonderful world.

Prince of PersiaEverywhere
Hey Jake: I’ll take Brendan Fraser battling Mummies over your fugly face anyday.

Father of My ChildrenEmbarcadero
A happily married father breaks down. Directed by Mia Hanson-Love and winner of The Un Certain Regard Special Jury Prize at the 2009 Cannes Film Festival.

Big Man River – The Roxie
A man with a high tolerance for alcohol swims the length of the Amazon River. Supposedly a riveting character study.

Avatar – Red Vic
Fancy Sound of Thunder with fancy voices.

George A. Romero’s Survival of the DeadLumiere Theatre
Another installment of zombies needing flesh, coffee, a doctor to look at their limp, and some proper language lessons.

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