Your Weather This Holiday Weekend

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Today: My god I am fucking freezing in my apartment. So forgive me if I find the predictions of "Sunny, with a high near 69" (hahaha "69"! Get it?) dubious. Tonight, it's supposed to be clear, with a low near 48, with nearly no wind.

Thanksgiving Day: Is expected to have "light and variable wind" (depending on the number of bean dishes served), with clouds moving in and a high of 63. There's a 20% chance of rain Thursday night, and it's expected to be cloudy with a low around 50.

Friday: Good news for all of you camping out to buy things that are apparently unavailable online! It's expected to be sunny, with a high near 63. It'll be windy, though, with gusts as high as 20 mph. That night it'll be clear and drop to 46.

Saturday: It should be sunny, with a high near 64, and that night it'll be clear, with a low around 48. I have no comment to offer on this.

Sunday: It'll be sunny, with a high near 66, but you won't care because you'll already be depressed thinking about having to go back to work. That night it should be clear and around 48.