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Dropping Off The Kids At Gavin's

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In a moment that could have been scripted by any one of the 18774828828 SF blog/site commenters who predicted this upon hearing about the...

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oh Eve, this is just plain excellent reporting.

the post title, YouTube clip, "FOAFOG", "taking a dump on the sectional" -- all just absolutely brilliant and the cause of my current state of hysteric laughter.

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Aw, shucks, I do try. Credit goes to my source, though...he knows who he is.

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Sounds like Gavin's got his first square in Haight Street Bingo:
http://www.sfbg.com/blogs/pixel_vision/HaightStBingoa.jpg

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way to get "the scoop," Eve!

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kudos to your source, but i'm talking about the writing. you're not using ghost writers are you? nope.

again -- well done, Eve. after reading this a second time, i laughed for a second time.

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OK this is some serious shit; We need to send in the CSI team to do a forensic analysis of that movement left on the couch. I have the feeling they will find that the loaf was deposited by a homeless vegetarian, possibly a vegan who ingested day-old salad scraps from the McDonald's dumpster at Haight and Stanyan.
Although our mayor and his wife might take it as an insult they should look at it no different than when your cat presents you with a dead mouse in your bed at five in the morning; a sign of affection.

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For Crissakes, how is it everyone else can have a bowel movement and I am still constipated!

Sheesh, someone had enough excrement to do the couches those hidous white, gold leaf trim fainting couch had poop on it..

I think that is called art...and Gwenyth Paltrow is going to sue for copyright infringement.

I am still jealous even as I laugh all the way to the loo.

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