Despite an ever-rotating roster of judges, NBC’s show America’s Got Talent soldiers on with Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel, and Howard Stern. Being that a British woman, an OCD bald man, and a shock jock apparently are the best ones to judge “America,” the show is still finding success and seeking even more talent. That’s where you come in, Bay Area.

This Saturday and Sunday America’s Got Talent will be hosting open auditions all damn day, from 8am to 7pm at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium in SF’s own Civic Center.

Pre-registration is open for all you eager beavers and multiple registration enthusiasts, so sign up here.

If you really think you have what it takes by being talented in whatever it is that you do, be prepared to show producers from the show your stuff this weekend.

If you make it to the next round, be prepared to perform in front of the shining faces of Osbourne, Mandel, and Stern February 24th and 25th.

Audition tips and advice include

1) Be original.
2) Don’t be boring.
3) Stand out from the crowd.
4) Be fearless.

Easy enough!

For more information, visit http://americasgottalentauditions.com/sf/.

Also take note that Nick Cannon will be on site shooting shots (because is there any other thing to shoot?) for the show on Sunday only. Roll Bounce fans take note!

What: America’s Got Talent Auditions
When: February 11th and 12th from 8am to 7pm
Where: Bill Graham Civic Auditorium: 99 Grove St.
Cost: Those stellar skills you possess. You know, the ones that make you talented and America proud.

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Always in motion. April Siese writes about music, takes photos at shows, and even helps put them on behind the scenes as a stagehand. She's written everything from hard news to beauty features, as well as fiction and poetry. She most definitely likes pie.

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