See Spot Write: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

Still, I'd rather have a 100 Chris Dalys than one Gavin Newsom.

"People often get elected to public office because they're incredibly smart, talented, driven people, right?": Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

I knew that would tick someone off! They're all idiots! They're all stupid!

No! It's just they sleep with the right people.

Spots, sorry I missed your deadline. The answer to your question is Walgreen's brand knock-off of Irish Spring. I appreciated that David was trying to be culturally sensitive and economical!

After he dropped it off, I texted his staffer, David Noyola, this...

"Bar of soap? I hope that wasn't your idea. I would have gone with, 'Why would I have a problem with Daly's language? I'm producing his rap album!'" I guess I'm just longing for the good ole days.

It was Wal-Sping? Seriously? That is the nerdiest soap he could have selected.

Insult to injury, District 3 hates chain stores. Where's the local small business?

So now I know what Chris Daly and Dick Cheney have in common. They have no problem telling me to fuck off. See Supervisor Daly, I bet you never would have thought you have something in common with Dick Cheney.

Woops: should be they have no problem telling "men" to fuck off

If we go meta enough we might actually bring ourselves to orgasm.

The sticking point of the "controversy" isn't the actual effect Daly's language would have on the Board of Supervisors meetings, which as everybody pointed out has been par for the course for years now, almost a decade.

No, what got everyone's panties in a twist was the negative outside attention the increased profanity would bring. As if that attention was at the expense of District 6 voters. As if the tsk-tsking of Fairfield residents would drain one single dollar of tourism cash.

Generic! Think of all the tourism dollars we will be losing because a guy says "fuck"! This thing could totally fucking cripple us.

In a year it will be the Bored of Supervisors. Daly rocks, brought life to a bunch of stiffs.

Now hold on. Dick Cheney told Patrick Leahy to "fuck off." I think Chris just goes around saying "Fuck" in exasperation. I would too if I had to deal with the likes of Bevan Dufty.

Fuck Chris Daly- and thank fucking god for term limits.

Do you know how tough it is to get a bartender to switch the channel from rugby highlights to Ch. 26-SFGTV? You people flapping lips about Chris are gonna blow my scheme to scam free liquor from tourists. ("You folks from Yakima? Gotta love them pippins ... hey, see that City Hall fella on TV? I'm buying a round of pink Pina Coladas if he doesn't come right out and say "fuck" - oops, pardon my French fries - out loud in front of God, Harvey Rose (if God's busy), and everybody. But if he does ... perhaps a small Pernod and water?"

Curses. Foiled again.

Bullshit like this is why I hate the Newsom gang and their cheerleading enablers at the Chron. We're facing real and serious problems in this city and they want to get their panties in a twist about uncouth language? Where's the outrage about muni fares? About housing affordability? About city health services? About the unemployment rate? and everything that, you know, really matters?

The that these jerk-faces have to say is "OMFG-CHRISDALY-OHNOZZ-XXXXXX!!!!1111!!!!!"

It's pathetic and they should grow the fuck up.

Alexis: You.

You are the reason why I moved to San Francisco. Bless you.

I think Chris Daly can swear all he wants but let's put some spin on this where he has to swear in foreign language too. Yes, he should swear in Spanish, French, Chinese, Swedish, German, and native Alaskan Indian...get the man some Rossetta Stone free trials and really piss off the world or just tell the world to piss off...so to speak.

I totally agree SF government, news, and you should be more concerned about Muni, taxes, housing and...how does poop smell if its outside your body?

Go Chris Daly Go...