Brock Keeling

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• Commented on SF Examiner Owner Announces Plans For Yet Another Local Media Acquisition
  They're buying my zine. And, no, you haven't heard of it; it's that exclusive....
• Commented on Brother of Google Executive Marissa Mayer Facing Charges In Alleged Attack On Then-Girlfriend
  It's been over an hour and I have yet to see any certain progressive sect members cry foul. How odd....
• Commented on Appealing TV: Bad Girls, Real Housewives, Touch
  "Bad Girls Club: Las Vegas" is what will get me through this winter safe and sound....
• Commented on The Disturbing Facebook Postings Of Mission Serial Sexual Assault Suspect
  It wasn't Mission Mission. It was Uptown Almanac that first reported the story, which is an entirely different site....
• Commented on Tenant Troubles: A Neighboring Restaurant's Rats Are Attacking My Apartment
  Actually, it's just not true that all restaurants have varying levels of infestation. Common? Yes. Across the board? Nope....
• Commented on Danny Glover's Apparently Not Getting Too Old To Stump For Ross Mirkarimi
  It's a very famous quote from an equally famous movie. Shame on you, myrna....
• Commented on Tenant Troubles: I Need To Swap Girlfriends (On My Lease)
  How about spending some quality time by yourself? Eat. Pray. Love., yo....
• Commented on BART Defends Decision To Cut Off Cell Service After Civil Rights, FCC Concerns Raised
  Excellent work, Batey. Great story, brilliant reporting....
• Commented on Tenant Troubles: Landlord Wants To Move His Office In With His Tenants
  How rude is that?!...
• Commented on SF Pride Threatens Videographer With Legal Action To Fight Association With Mid-Market Shooting
  With all due respect, you don't know what you're talking about. Period. Too intrenched in your own fetishism and bias to see the forest through the trees. I get this. Far too common in SF. Depressingly so. But I respect...
• Commented on You Can't Buy A New American Car In SF
  Mission and Dolores is the Castro. For all intents and purposes, it's the Castro... the nexus of Mission/Haight/Castro. Just because neither rainbow flags nor gay bars litter the area, that doesn't mean it's not the Castro....
• Favorited Goodies by Anna: Black And White Toffee Bars on Food
• Commented on Goodies by Anna: Black And White Toffee Bars
  If I were a candy treat, I would be these black & white toffee bars. Thanks, Anna!...
• Commented on Supes Vote To Put Board Of Ed Pay Raise Measure On Ballot
  I'm glad you mention this, Julie. I know I'm elated when Troy Holden or Ariel Dovas or any number of other talented photogs let me know when SFist forgets to credit. It happens! Like Eve, I do all my work...
• Commented on Supes Vote To Put Board Of Ed Pay Raise Measure On Ballot
  No, you're just looking like the one who can't read. Eve didn't write that; I did. lol...
• Commented on Supes Vote To Put Board Of Ed Pay Raise Measure On Ballot
  Judging by your refreshingly uninspired photos, I'll take your commentary with a horse's salt-lick....
• Commented on Supes Vote To Put Board Of Ed Pay Raise Measure On Ballot
  Oh please. You made shitty statements on a blog without having the decency to contact the editor prior. (An honest mistake need not translate into a barrage like this.) Not cool. If you can't handle the internet, log off....
• Commented on Supes Vote To Put Board Of Ed Pay Raise Measure On Ballot
  Oh please, bite it. What you've done here is essentially stupid commentary. If Julie is, in fact, upset over it, she can email Eve herself in lieu of having her minions do it for it. Disgusting. And if you can't...
• Commented on Plumbers' Union Goes Up Against Local Hire Law, Chris Daly's Bar
  One Rincon Hill rulez!...
• Commented on Things San Franciscans Like: Moving To New York
  Noooooooooooooo! No....
• Commented on SF Immigration Activists Not Completely Satisfied With Obama's State Of The Union Speech
  And then what happened?...
• Commented on Things San Franciscans Like: The Sundance Kabuki Theater
  Yes, someone is missing the point....
• Commented on SF Weekly, SF Bay Guardian Reach Settlement, But The Sniping Continues
  Yes, but what about your dick sizes? I need to know penis lengths from both pubs' editors, please. Otherwise, I don't know what to think. Here, I'll start: I'm lugging around an average 8" down there....
• Commented on SF: America's Third Drunkest City?
  Richard Lawson is a national treasure. He should be required reading......
• Commented on SF Weekly Managing Editor To Move To SF Examiner
  China Basin won't be the same without, Will!...
• Commented on Sit/Lie Lost In Haight, Won In Pac Heights, Seacliff, West of Twin Peaks
  Gay people LOUNGE on the sidewalk....
• Commented on Post Giants Celebration Got Intense Last Night, But Was It A "Riot"?
  Nope, not a riot. Seems like a lot of excited people in the Mission going crazy. Thankfully, San Francisco is much larger than the cloying Mission district!...
• Commented on Things SFians Like: The Difference Between "Real" Giants Fans And The Other 99.9% Of The City
  I love you, Ramona. Excellent. And I, too, am with you on the whole Beyonce/St. Tropez thing....
• Commented on File Under No Duh: Study Says SF Workers Slacking This Week Due To Giants Fever
  And then what happened?...
• Commented on Questions Remain After Announcement Regarding SFist Editor
  He looks like a raging fruit basket....