Matt Stewart

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• Commented on Why Women Matter: The Dollars And Cents
  Isn't it true that the brains of females are smaller than the brains of males?...
• Commented on The Sexual Manifesto: The Post-Modern Take On Tech And Dating
  One last thing, if you'll bear with me. A girl shouldn't make the fatal mistake of ignoring the texts/emails/phone messages/smoke signals of guys she likes for too long under the guise of playing hard to get. If you do, by...
• Commented on The Sexual Manifesto: The Post-Modern Take On Tech And Dating
  I'll add that online dating is for lazy people....
• Commented on The Sexual Manifesto: The Post-Modern Take On Tech And Dating
  Christine, Would it be possible for you to post The Sexual Manifesto on your personal blog?...
• Commented on More Stupid, Less Baking: Bridesmaids
  Women just aren't funny....
• Commented on The Sexual Manifesto: Reasons Why You're Still Single
  By the way, make a point of not reading Jeannie's projectile vomit inducing tripe scribblings. It'll rot you're brain and turn you into a flesh-eating zombie. You've been warned....
• Commented on The Sexual Manifesto: Reasons Why You're Still Single
  #11: You're Jeannie....
• Commented on Chron Reporter Insults SF Gate Commenters, But They Don't Seem To Care
  If you have your own blog, there are two ways to deal with trolls: 1.) Starve them to death 2.) Assuming you have the talent and the wit, BRUTALIZE them. I prefer the latter. The thing about trolls is you...
• Commented on Ask The Straight Guy: What's With The Cologne?
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry to all victims in my path. For what it's worth, I've been having a bad fucking month....
• Commented on Ask The Straight Guy: What's With The Cologne?
  Whoever, If you are sincere, here are two questions: What's the difference between a nice guy and a "nice guy" and why is the latter so unappealing to women? I have my own theories but I do like to bounce...
• Favorited Ask The Straight Guy: What's With The Cologne? on Culture/Entertainment
• Commented on Ask The Straight Guy: What's With The Cologne?
  No offense, Straight Guy, but, like your previous post, you aren't really saying anything and are too preoccupied with being witty. You seem like a nice person, but cut the crap and give us something nutritious. Otherwise, go write for...
• Commented on The Sexual Manifesto: The Laws Of Dating
  This column makes no sense to me....
• Commented on It's Criminal: CompStat Vs. Community Policing, Who Should Win?
  Would Mirkarimi's proposal have any teeth to it or is it essentially just another resolution?...
• Commented on Transit Rally's Speakers Say Solution To Muni's Woes Lies In Federal Funding
  I think an even better move that directing money to transportation projects would be to use federal dollars to decrease the cost of riding public transit. This is a good move because it has an immediate stimulus effect and it...
• Commented on Lone Sacred Cow Saved From Onslaught of Fees: Pot Cards
  What is the grand total the city will get from all the fees that were or will be implemented?...
• Commented on Public Defender To Speak On SFPD Officers' Criminal Past Coverup At 11 Today
  Another self-righteous crusade by the ever-indignant Jeff Adachi? I guess that means he thought the press wasn't giving him enough attention....
• Commented on Early Voting For June 8 Election Starts Today
  Don't encourage Tourk's hair-brained scheme. It's just a thinly-disguised maneuver to privatize our elections and bump up the conservative turnout....
• Commented on You Asked: Are Nasty Comments Worth The Traffic They Draw?
  The blog that I had had tons of traffic but no commenters....
• Commented on SF Views: Beth Spotswood And I Count Down Our Fave SF News Stories From 2009
  I should add that I went to VidSF and had the same problem only instead of a big, blank white space there was a big, blank black space....
• Commented on SF Views: Beth Spotswood And I Count Down Our Fave SF News Stories From 2009
  For some reason I can't see the videos the SF Appeal broadcasts. I think it might have something to do with my browser and I'll look into it but it is really annoying not to be able to watch the...
• Commented on See Spot Write: It's Going To Take More Than A Logo
  Beth, What I can't figure out is if your crush on Newsom is real or just schtick....
• Commented on See Spot Write: The Terminator Crashes Nerd Prom
  The fact that nobody at the SFDCCC shindig wanted anything to do with Leland Yee doesn't bode well for his mayoral ambitions. And that's a good thing. Not only is he conservative, what the hell has he ever done for...
• Commented on See Spot Write: Burritos With Wiener
  Scott Penis won't win because of his name....
• Commented on See Spot Write: Who Wants Wiener?
  Scott Penis is going to lose for no other reason than his name. Sure, some people will vote for him just because of his name but it will only be because they don't give a shit....