As everybody and their followers spooge all over the next generation of iPhone reportedly left in a Redwood City bar and subsequently autopsied by Gizmodo staff, several questions are swirling around the Appeal office, like, “would you bang someone just because they had an iPhone from the future?” “In Redwood City?” “Do you think the ‘bar’ was Pizza and Pipes?”
It’s confounding, right? That an employee of a company as notoriously secretive as Apple would bring this mystery machine to a bar in Redwood City, let alone be careless enough to leave it there. What do you think is up with that?