One of the best things about shopping is watching the man-chair (I started calling them man-chairs to identify them to my husband as in “why don’t you just go sit in the man-chair!”). Any decent boutique or department store has one. This is the place for the uninterested party of the shopping team (almost always men) to sit down and completely zone out.

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Of course, man-chairs are not only for men. They’re for anybody who’s lost interest in the shopping experience. Here are Rain and my dog in a man-chair waiting for me.

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Often my husband will say that he wants to come shopping with me and then he’ll just disappear. To find him, all I have to do is locate the man-chair. I like to sneak up on him so I can creepily watch him, without him knowing.

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Sometimes when I’m killing time, waiting for someone to meet me in Union Square, I’ll go to the women’s department of a store and take a tour of the man-chairs.

iPhones have kind of ruined the man-chair viewing experience. They used to be filled with people doing the 100 yard stare into nothingness or (my favorite) falling full-on asleep in the middle of a public place. But now the chair people are usually looking at some internet device.

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Still, though, I love unguarded public boredom. It’s one of the only times when people, in front of everyone, lose their self awareness. I think it’s a rare honest moment, one of the only times you get to see people who’ve forgotten to care what others think of them.

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Babe Scanlon is a writer living and working in San Francisco. She's worked as an archaeologist, computer game designer, agent at Agent Provocateur and hypnotherapist. She is controlling your mind at this very moment.

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