Out of the Furnace – Everywhere
It stars Christian Bale as a worker at a local steel mill who dreams of becoming a dancer OH WAIT NO. So, when Bale’s brother (my dreamy vegan boyfriend Casey Affleck) returns from Iraq and then disappears, Bale has to come correct and find out what happened. Basically it’s brother seeking justice for brother and yada yada yada. Unmemorable revenge thriller plot, but the acting is aces.
Labyrinth – Clay
David Bowie is the sexy, sexy tight-pants Goblin king in your new favorite midnight movie. Dance magic! See you crazy babies there.