Outside Lands Love: Our Top Five Missed Connections From The Fest

Outside Lands is over and we had a hell of a time (see our OSL coverage if you don’t believe me) at Golden Gate Park. People lost their shit both literally and figuratively, and made a few love connections along the way. Below, we present the five best missed connections the festival has to offer, courtesy of the perpetually star-crossed Craigslist:

1. “i was having a panic attack, you liked my fur” – a rather intense missed connection featuring a douchebag friend.

2. “Columbia bike girl, rode to civic BART from Outside Lands” – bad directions apparently weren’t enough to thwart destiny.

3. “Outside lands Sunday 5 bus” – representative line: “I’d like to do the no pants dance with you!”

4. “chris from outside lands” – a scam with a positive ending?

5. “Hannah from Puerto Ri- I mean Costa Rica (Outside Lands)” – kleptomania, man.

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Always in motion. April Siese writes about music, takes photos at shows, and even helps put them on behind the scenes as a stagehand. She's written everything from hard news to beauty features, as well as fiction and poetry. She most definitely likes pie.

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