Man of Steel – Everywhere
It’s the new Superman movie, and you’re either gonna see it, or you’re not. If you do see it, you’re gonna be annoyed because it pretty much sucks. BUT WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, REALLY? You deserve to really feel every moment you regret paying $50 to watch it.
This Is the End – Everywhere
Four famous white male comedians and one famous black male comedian are trapped in one of the famous white male comedian’s houses at the end of the world. I love a lot of what these dudes have done — Kenny Powers is my all time favorite human being, fictional category (Bruce Vilanch is the winner in the real person category, living or dead) — and I know this will be a bunch of dumb, fun laughs and self-referential comedy and yay! I know I’ll watch it and laugh and laugh — and then be slightly annoyed that I’m watching the same fucking people doing the same fucking shit — and then I’ll laugh some more, and everything will be okay.
Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer – Roxie
An informative documentary about some badass ladies that you will probably fall asleep during. That said, it is a most worthy way to spend your money this weekend, so I must recommend it.
Back to the Future – Clay
If you are in the mood for romance this weekend, take your fuck buddy (so romantic!) to see BTTF at the Clay. I honestly can’t think of a more ideal evening than falling asleep on a loved one’s shoulder at the midnight showing, waking up as the credits roll, and then combing the city for something to eat after 2 am. I am saying this with a straight face; this is why we are alive. To live. See you there.
