San Francisco School Officials Nab Suspected iPad Thief [CBS5]

“Anyhow, that’s three sidewalk biking incidents involving meth. So we can officially declare this a trend.”
It’s A Trend: Another Cyclist Busted For Riding On The Sidewalk, Meth Possession [SFist]

“We had a busy St. Patrick’s Day weekend which resulted in 9 felony arrests, 12 misdemeanors arrests and eleven arrests for drunk in public. “
Weekly Police Report March 22, 2013 [Barbary Coast News]

“Officers observed two males on mopeds, also traveling west on Geary, from behind them, split the traffic between the #1 and #2 lanes, run the red light, west on Geary and made a u-turn into the parking lot at 11th and Geary Bl. Officers conducted a traffic stop on the two drivers, both of whom had alcohol on their breath and were unsteady on their feet.”
Police Blotter – March 21, 2013 [Richmond SF]

Archie, beloved service dog, stolen from sleeping BART rider [Chron] [ABC7] [CBS5]

“The victim had been drinking all day with the couple, police said, even though he had only known the pair for one day.”
Jealousy fuels baseball bat attack in San Francisco park [Ex]

“An intoxicated young man who had blocked the path of a Muni bus by standing in front of it during a recent morning commute might have egged a woman minutes earlier.”
Muni bus blocker suspected of cracking unfunny yolk [Ex]

“Eventually, the suspect and his pal fled the scene, but not before robbing the mother of her purse, which reportedly contained her wallet, checks, cash and a cellphone.”
Mom, daughter punched on packed Muni bus [Ex]

Our other headline roundups:
Your City Hall Headlines For March 25, 2013: D3$, Rose Pak, Garbage Rate Hike
Your SF Business Headlines For March 25, 2013: Nevius Loses Job (On Radio), Twitter’s Birthday, AT&T Says They’re Improving
Your SF Real Estate Headlines For March 25, 2013: Defenestration’s Last Gasp, Transit Center’s Redesign, Warriors Arena Gripes
Your SF Schools Headlines For March 25, 2013: Skipping The Pledge, “Precision Medicine,” CCSF’s Summer School
Your Transit Headlines For March 25, 2013: Streetcars To Fort Mason, Parking Plan Rage, High Speed Rail Oversight
Your Less Easily Categorized Headlines For March 25, 2013: Shirtless Dude With A Sofa, Downtown Flower Vendor, Personal Space

the author

Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at

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