Tchoupitoulas – Everywhere
A documentary crew follows three young brothers as they explore New Orlean’s vibrant nightlife. It’s supposed to be magical and whimsical as fuck, so I suggest we all get hella high and go get giddy at a viewing. Honestly, sometimes watching kids just be hella joyful about crazy colors is fun, you know? Let’s cast aside our worldly worries, and let the nighttime wonderment of NoLa sweep us away!
Texas Chainsaw 3D – Everywhere
Wasn’t the charm of the original its absurdly small budget? Well, here’s an overblown murder-fest that makes the original look like a My Little Pony Tea Party. There are a few good jump-scares but unless you’re a huge fan of shitty horror films or a sadistic glutton, you’ll probably want to skip this bloated bore.
Midnight Movies with Cult Classics and More – Clay
They’re happening at the Clay and there are some good ones! Starting this Saturday with Hobo with a Shotgun and then continuing throughout the month with must-sees like The Room, The Princess Bride, and Night of the Living Dead. Check out the schedule, and get to midnight movie-ing!