Casa de mi Madre – Everywhere
Spoof of classic Mexican Westerns in Spanish starring Will Ferrell (who does not speak Spanish) and Gael Garcia Bernal (MEOW). I think that’s all the information you need, you’re either running to or from the theater. God speed, either way.
21 Jump Street – Everywhere
Big Bag of Skin Jonah Hill and Talking Neck Channing Tatum team up for an ode to 21 Jump Street. If Hollywood insists on regurgitating the same garbage, I’d actually rather see this duo in a remake of Twins. AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT??
Jeff, Who Lives at Home – Everywhere
Man, there are a lot of quirky stunted-adolescence male-dominated comedies opening this week. This one is Garden State starring Jason Segel. Like, it’ll make you laugh and cry and nod your head in recognition about what a crazy ride this life is but in the end, we’re all good people just trying to get by. MORE HOLLYWOOD LIES.
Boy – Bridge
Ultra precious coming-of-age tale about a New Zealand boy that employs all sorts of grossly cute techniques like animated flip books and shit. Of course, I’ll see it and cry and cry at the adorable absurdity of this crazy life of ours in which we’re all just trying to get by.