Weekend Watch: Hunger Games, Hunger Games, & More Hunger Games

The Hunger Games – Everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE
Super, super excited to see Jennifer Lawrence play yet another Appalachian (c)hick-a-dee (DID I JUST MAKE THAT UP??) who has to defend her siblings in an insanely violent world. I am going to watch it at least several times before I deliver my final verdict of it being SO GREAT THE BEST. But really, a movie about kids killing kids? It’s in line with everything I believe in! Can’t wait for the Happy Meals tie-ins.

Jiro Dreams of Sushi – Embarcadero
Documentary about a hella old sushi chef. He just makes sushi and talks about making sushi and all the white people get sexually aroused.

Centaur – Lumiere
This looks so bad that it might be hilarious. It’s about a guy who’s girlfriend is killed by a drunk driver. Sucks. Sucks even more whenthe dd isn’t charged with murder because of some technicality. Lame! An eye for an eye! Boyfriend decides to take justice into his own hands by making a plan to brutally murder the drunk driver. He’s a bit of a rageaholic. It was shot on a budget in the Bay Area, it looks to be part Blair Witch Project and part The Room. I don’t know, it’s a gamble. It might be so bad it’s boring and it might be so bad, it’s amazing. And it might actually be GOOD. This is the Joker’s Wild pick of the week–big money, no whammies!

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