burlesque-fan-rb8803.jpgEver wanted to try your hand at burlesque, but were too insecure about your saggy bum, too blind without your glasses, or too shy to don your booty shorts? Well, here’s your chance to learn the basics from Virgie Tovar— “Dulce de Lecherous.”

This rising fat burlesque starlet is a 25 year old San Francisco sexpert, breast activist, and author of erotic biography, Destination DD: Adventures of a Breast Fetishist with 40DDs.

She is integral in the field of fetishism, and the first female to write on the subject. In this free class, Virgie will teach everyone– from women to men, butch to queens, bookworms to bank tellers.

So what have you got to lose? Spend the evening learning the bumps, shimmies, and grinds, experience the power of eye contact, and choose your burly alter ego. In just one hour you can go home with the skills to be the star of your very own sexy show.

Now all you have to do is find someone willing to watch… although there’s nothing wrong with throwing on a skimpy outfit, turning up your boom-box, and practicing your new moves in front of the full-length mirror in the privacy of your own bedroom. You’ll also get a worksheet on Pasty Making 101!

What: Burlesque Basics for the Shy & Awkward
Where: Good Vibrations
1620 Polk Street (at Sacramento Street)
When: Thursday, May 12th
6:30-7:30 pm
Tickets: FREE

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