brian_birthday.jpgThanks to a disturbing amount of spandex and neon and an appearance by fellow eyesores (and earsores, depending on what you like), it seems the Giants’ own Brian Wilson had a very successful 80’s hair band themed birthday party. Wilson turned 29 on March 16, reportedly celebrating in Scottsdale in terrible zebra pants.

Deadspin tipster Nick sent in a retina burning photo-gallery of shots he says were from the shindig, saying “I got stories too, but seeing as he’s about the coolest motherfucker (read: athlete) I’ve met, I’ll pass.”

Unfortunately it seems the Machine was not in attendance, although leather masks and hard stances fit perfectly with the theme. Like SF Egotist, which is where we found this Important News Story, our invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.

See the whole slideshow at Deadspin. It will “blow” you away, we suspect.

Photo: Deadspin

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