Don your rally thongs, put down the razor, and prepare to amp up the torture as the Giants unveil their Orange Friday deals. Today 10 AM a limited number of tickets for 33 of the team’s April, May, and June home games will be on sale starting at just $7, and top out at $45.
Tickets will be available for lower box, view level, and bleacher sections so you can easily transition from classy to boozy without breaking the bank. Those of you still riding the Giants bandwagon need not worry about investing too much or having to brave brutal lines and crazy (legitimate) Giants fans: the sale runs until Sunday evening at 11:59 PM, or when the tickets run out, so don’t wait too long to snap up your seats.
Although the rift between real and fake Giants fan is still there, feel free to support a Champion team that could use all the excitement of any type of fan it can get; that means you, panda-costumed fat man!
We should probably note that these tickets also make great holiday gifts for folks like your Brian Wilson obsessed girlfriend, your die-hard fan of a pal, or for a penniless online journalist or two (ahem).