A Woman, A Gun, and a Noodle Shop – Embarcadero
A black comedy thriller that is apparently Coen-Brother-ish, set in Western China. If that woman doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna gun her down in a noodle shop. I plead black comedy!
I’m Still Here – Embarcadero
Casey Affleck steps off his dirt-mattress to film his buddy, Hairy Muff-face, recently out of retirement, to tour with his newly released hip-hop single, Bearded Clam.
White Wedding – Opera Plaza
A cute romantic comedy from South Africa about lovers and misadventure. A breath of fresh air from the “needing to prove something” lives of people who like the single, Bearded Clam.
The Agony and the Ecstasy of Phil Spector – The Roxie
Phil Spector got the “pair of balls” vote from me after that infamous court hairdo. This documentary interviews the crazy son of a bitch!
Bridge on the River Kwai – Castro, all weekend
Need I say more?
Army Of Crime – Balboa
The only thing I’ve read about this film is “Not Rated. Contains violence, including torture and vivid scenes of assassinations. 2 hours, 19 minutes. In French with English subtitles.” Much like how I would feel if forced to see Dirt-Mattress’ movie about Hairy Muff-face!
