A Woman, A Gun, and a Noodle ShopEmbarcadero
A black comedy thriller that is apparently Coen-Brother-ish, set in Western China. If that woman doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna gun her down in a noodle shop. I plead black comedy!

I’m Still HereEmbarcadero
Casey Affleck steps off his dirt-mattress to film his buddy, Hairy Muff-face, recently out of retirement, to tour with his newly released hip-hop single, Bearded Clam.

White WeddingOpera Plaza
A cute romantic comedy from South Africa about lovers and misadventure. A breath of fresh air from the “needing to prove something” lives of people who like the single, Bearded Clam.

The Agony and the Ecstasy of Phil SpectorThe Roxie
Phil Spector got the “pair of balls” vote from me after that infamous court hairdo. This documentary interviews the crazy son of a bitch!

Bridge on the River Kwai – Castro, all weekend
Need I say more?

Army Of CrimeBalboa
The only thing I’ve read about this film is “Not Rated. Contains violence, including torture and vivid scenes of assassinations. 2 hours, 19 minutes. In French with English subtitles.” Much like how I would feel if forced to see Dirt-Mattress’ movie about Hairy Muff-face!

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