A Woman, A Gun, and a Noodle Shop – Embarcadero
A black comedy thriller that is apparently Coen-Brother-ish, set in Western China. If that woman doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna gun her down in a noodle shop. I plead black comedy!
White Wedding – Opera Plaza
A cute romantic comedy from South Africa about lovers and misadventure. A breath of fresh air from the “needing to prove something” lives of people who like the single, Bearded Clam.
Bridge on the River Kwai – Castro, all weekend
Need I say more?
Army Of Crime – Balboa
The only thing I’ve read about this film is “Not Rated. Contains violence, including torture and vivid scenes of assassinations. 2 hours, 19 minutes. In French with English subtitles.” Much like how I would feel if forced to see Dirt-Mattress’ movie about Hairy Muff-face!