You already know Adam Hood, the ascot-wearing former homosexual, from his “homosexuality is a sin” video posted on SFist and the Awl. And before you ask, no, it’s not a satire.

But I had no idea that Hood was, in his words, “a pretty well known club celebrity” in San Francisco, until reader Brad sent in the above video this morning. Hood reports (did you know this?), that SF’s gay community “scene” is chock full of folks into witchcraft, the mafia, and satanism! Among other things.

Fortunately, says Hood, he was involuntarily admitted to SF General (in his telling, he was “taken against (his) will…by a main witch in the city”) with mental health issues, which is where he found god. After his General epiphany, he left his partner, “one of the best looking boyfriends in the Castro” to become a “hardcore, on fire Christian.”

We’ve reached out to our contacts in the homosexual and club communities (sadly, we don’t have the number for the PR rep in the “main witch” office) to see if any of them recall Hood’s glorious era of Castro/club fame, but we’re sure they’re not up yet because they’re still sleeping after a long night of butt sex and goat sacrifice. We’ll update when we hear back!

the author

Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at eve@sfappeal.com.

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  • Jackson West

    As you well know, Eve, ritual goat sacrifice is illegal in San Francisco. Also, I hope when Jesus was at SF General he was covered by Healthy San Francisco — otherwise, we’re going to have to pick up the tab for his stay in the psych ward.

  • marke b

    I have no idea who this evangelicrap ponce de lebarf is, and I can safely say that I am intimately connected with the cute-clubby-druggy-see-god contingent!

  • tomprete

    I’d be willing to bet that what he actually meant was “manwich.”

  • kl2real

    I suppose it depends on “witch” clubs he went to, but he obviously did way too much drugs, had a really bad trip and, uh, probably isn’t ever going to fully regain a grip on reality. All of this is evidenced by the ascot. I mean, really, nobody wears ascots anymore, gay or ex-gay.