You already know Adam Hood, the ascot-wearing former homosexual, from his “homosexuality is a sin” video posted on SFist and the Awl. And before you ask, no, it’s not a satire.
But I had no idea that Hood was, in his words, “a pretty well known club celebrity” in San Francisco, until reader Brad sent in the above video this morning. Hood reports (did you know this?), that SF’s gay community “scene” is chock full of folks into witchcraft, the mafia, and satanism! Among other things.
Fortunately, says Hood, he was involuntarily admitted to SF General (in his telling, he was “taken against (his) will…by a main witch in the city”) with mental health issues, which is where he found god. After his General epiphany, he left his partner, “one of the best looking boyfriends in the Castro” to become a “hardcore, on fire Christian.”
We’ve reached out to our contacts in the homosexual and club communities (sadly, we don’t have the number for the PR rep in the “main witch” office) to see if any of them recall Hood’s glorious era of Castro/club fame, but we’re sure they’re not up yet because they’re still sleeping after a long night of butt sex and goat sacrifice. We’ll update when we hear back!
