Touching HomeLumiere
A touching movie based on a touching novel with Ed Harris (of course.), Robert Forster (!!!) and Brad Dourif (!!!!), in which identical brothers help out their imprisoned dad.

Human CentipedeBridge
Mad doctor turns people into siamese twins by way of the the butt.

Please GiveClay Theatre
Nicole Holofcener directs Catherine Keener and Oliver Platt in a dramatic comedy about family, marriage, and unsympathetic attitudes toward death. Should be funny – No, I’m not being sarcastic. Really.

BabiesBalboa, Kabuki
They turned the answer from Dumb & Dumber to Lloyd’s “wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?” into a movie.

Iron Man 2 – The Castro, and everywhere
Don Cheadle is sooooo not as hot as Terence Howard and nothing happened in One, doubt that’ll change in Two. Yeah, shut it, I’ll still go see it.

Furry VengeanceEverywhere

That’s what happens when I’m in a bad mood and mad at you and don’t feel like trimming my muff: Brendan Fraser’s career rears its ugly head and disappoints us all. Maybe some kids in the Midwest will start caring about the environment. Okay, okay, I’m trying to be positive here! – sorry.

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