The JonesesCentury 9, Kabuki
Demi and Duchovny play a suburban couple who are actually an evil corporation. Tell me something I don’t know!

LabryinthRed Vic
I received an email from Grandma that said “Look up ‘live owl nest in san marcos cam’
and you will see owl babies. The mother left unexpectedly yesterday.” Yes, the mom traveled to the Red Vic so stoners who forgot it was April 20th earlier this week can watch her perform in tight pants.

Exit Through The Gift ShopEmbarcadero
Are you a fan of blogs who take crappy photos of stupid graffiti farts in order to show you they drink more than you and have more friends*? Then go see this pic, in which something shockingly arty happens.

Shutter IslandThe Roxie
Is big budget hipper if it’s in the Mission?

When You’re Strange: The DoorsThe Roxie
People are strange, when you’re a stranger, faces look ugly, when you’re alone/Tom DiCillo, ruined indie movies, when he made Pete-r, Dinklage dance around.

Kubrick Double Feature Weekend! Castro
Friday: Full Metal Jacket, the one movie which revealed to me that big noses on men can be hot, with The Shining, where a booger on a finger talks alot.

Saturday: Before there was The Big Lewbowski, there was a Clockwork Orange, featured before Barry Lyndon, where in my youth, when they referred to shooting ‘toes, I took it literal and got all excited! Alas, just a root.

Sunday: 23 year old film students will be shootin’…loads in their trousers! Spartacus and Paths of Glory.

The double-feature will continue past the weekend with a little more for the “die-hard Kubrick fan” favs.

*don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking down on these lonely people, they are invited to my place for a shower, a hug, and a good meal of veal pasta.

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