pigeon poop.jpgI was at the counter paying for my soup at the San Francisco Soup Company yesterday when a man came up to the cashier. He said he had bought soup from the store and then taken it outside to eat.

While he was eating, a pigeon shit all over him and now he wanted to know who was responsible for paying for cleaning the pigeon shit off his clothes.

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Babe Scanlon is a writer living and working in San Francisco. She's worked as an archaeologist, computer game designer, agent at Agent Provocateur and hypnotherapist. She is controlling your mind at this very moment.

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