And no, it doesn’t matter how cold it is somewhere else.

I know it would be worse if I lived in some forsaken hole of a state or country that froze over. But it would also be worse if I cut my own arm off and I’m not stupid enough to do that either, so it doesn’t matter.

Really, shut up about it. I’m cold.
Babe sees and hears a lot. Loiterer tells some of these stories, but she’s just one loiterer in a city of thousands — send your overheards and pocket-sized anecdotes her way.

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Babe Scanlon is a writer living and working in San Francisco. She's worked as an archaeologist, computer game designer, agent at Agent Provocateur and hypnotherapist. She is controlling your mind at this very moment.

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