At first, I really wanted my lede to be “Here’s the story,” but then I just couldn’t do it.

So. Florence Henderson. She was performing on Broadway before she was MILF mama Brady, which was before she started hawking Polident (though she reassures us on her FAQ that she has all her own teeth), which was before she started the FLoH club, which is tech support for senior citizens. I don’t think I’ll be half the badass she is when I’m her age.

She’ll be in town for the rest of this week — go for the anecdotes if not the songs. Or vice versa.

What: Florence Henderson’s one-woman show, “All the Lives of Me” at the Rrazz Room
Where: The Rrazz Room at Hotel Nikko, 222 Mason Street
When: Jan 5 – 9 (8 p.m.); Jan 10th (7 p.m.)
Cost: $40 – $47.50; $37.50 on opening night

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