Early Monday:

Police found a black male suffering life-threatening stab wounds on Grace Street. No arrests have been made.


Two black males reportedly entered a business on the 2000 block of San Bruno, demanded money, and pistol-whipped an employee, leaving the victim with non-life-threatening injuries. No arrests.

A white female was waiting for a cab at 18th and Sanchez when a black male reportedly confronted her with a gun and demanded her property. She complied, and escaped uninjured. Say it with me, no arrest.

You know about the Marina Toilet Torching already.

A hispanic male was at 16th and South Van Ness when he reportedly heard a gunshot and realized he had been shot (in a non-life-threatening way) in the leg. Arrests were made. HAHA not really.


Two black men were at Ramsell and Randolph when they reportedly heard gunfire, then one realized he’d received a life-threatening gunshot would to his leg. Four black male suspects were seen taking flight. Arrests? Try unicorns.

A white female was at her home on 800 Mount Vernon san francisco“>the 800 block of Mt. Vernon when an (undescribed) suspect reportedly entered her home and stole property from her.

Late Friday:

An undescribed-by-SFPD victim and suspect reportedly got into a fight at Larkin and Ellis, leaving them with a non-life-threatening stab wound. Surprisingly, no arrest has been made.

An unknown suspect reportedly drove up to two black men at a Muni stop at Bridgeview and Scotia and opened fire. Both victims ended up with non-life-threatening gunshot wounds. Wanna make a guess about arrests made? I’ll give you a hint, the number rhymes with “hero.”

Four Asian males reportedly forced their way into a residence on Banbury Drive, tied up three victims and fled with currency. Arrests made: zip, zero, zilch.

the author

Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at eve@sfappeal.com.

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