Early Monday:
Police found a black male suffering life-threatening stab wounds on Grace Street. No arrests have been made.
Sunday:
Two black males reportedly entered a business on the 2000 block of San Bruno, demanded money, and pistol-whipped an employee, leaving the victim with non-life-threatening injuries. No arrests.
A white female was waiting for a cab at 18th and Sanchez when a black male reportedly confronted her with a gun and demanded her property. She complied, and escaped uninjured. Say it with me, no arrest.
You know about the Marina Toilet Torching already.
A hispanic male was at 16th and South Van Ness when he reportedly heard a gunshot and realized he had been shot (in a non-life-threatening way) in the leg. Arrests were made. HAHA not really.
Saturday:
Two black men were at Ramsell and Randolph when they reportedly heard gunfire, then one realized he’d received a life-threatening gunshot would to his leg. Four black male suspects were seen taking flight. Arrests? Try unicorns.
A white female was at her home on 800 Mount Vernon san francisco“>the 800 block of Mt. Vernon when an (undescribed) suspect reportedly entered her home and stole property from her.
Late Friday:
An undescribed-by-SFPD victim and suspect reportedly got into a fight at Larkin and Ellis, leaving them with a non-life-threatening stab wound. Surprisingly, no arrest has been made.
An unknown suspect reportedly drove up to two black men at a Muni stop at Bridgeview and Scotia and opened fire. Both victims ended up with non-life-threatening gunshot wounds. Wanna make a guess about arrests made? I’ll give you a hint, the number rhymes with “hero.”
Four Asian males reportedly forced their way into a residence on Banbury Drive, tied up three victims and fled with currency. Arrests made: zip, zero, zilch.
