Slow news day? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

So, we heard this groundless rumor the other day and decided it was too good not to pass it on. And we wonder why no one is giving us You Are Saving Journalism Thank God type grants. Oh, well, at least we are fun.

But there is a catch! This rumor is about a specific city agency, but we have REDACTED the identifying characteristics of the agency from the tip. Your mission (totally bogarted from Ted Casablanca) , should you choose to accept it: guess the city agency in the comments. Whomever gets it “right” (that is, as “right” as any baseless, speculative rumor can be) gets some Appeal swag. Here you go:

According to a guest at the party I’m at who insists on anonymity, his friend who works at REDACTED says that last night 4 REDACTED employees were sent to the hospital after eating pot brownies that were left on a REDACTED.

See, it’s like “Clue”! But instead of Colonel Mustard and the candlestick in the Library, it’s wonky as hell.

Alright, hit it, kids.

Have a tip for us? You have no excuse not to call/write/text/IM us it immediately. None.

the author

Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at eve@sfappeal.com.

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  • Pandazoo

    Muni?

  • Pandazoo

    Muni?

  • antfaber

    DPH? After all, it IS medicine.

  • antfaber

    DPH? After all, it IS medicine.

  • generic

    It’s much funnier if it’s the District Attorney’s office.

  • generic

    It’s much funnier if it’s the District Attorney’s office.

  • citydweller

    According to a guest at the party I’m at who insists on anonymity, his friend who works at THE MORGUE says that last night 4 MORGUE employees were sent to the hospital after eating pot brownies that were left on a CADAVAR.

  • citydweller

    According to a guest at the party I’m at who insists on anonymity, his friend who works at THE MORGUE says that last night 4 MORGUE employees were sent to the hospital after eating pot brownies that were left on a CADAVAR.