Today: My god I am fucking freezing in my apartment. So forgive me if I find the predictions of “Sunny, with a high near 69” (hahaha “69”! Get it?) dubious. Tonight, it’s supposed to be clear, with a low near 48, with nearly no wind.

Thanksgiving Day: Is expected to have “light and variable wind” (depending on the number of bean dishes served), with clouds moving in and a high of 63. There’s a 20% chance of rain Thursday night, and it’s expected to be cloudy with a low around 50.

Friday: Good news for all of you camping out to buy things that are apparently unavailable online! It’s expected to be sunny, with a high near 63. It’ll be windy, though, with gusts as high as 20 mph. That night it’ll be clear and drop to 46.

Saturday: It should be sunny, with a high near 64, and that night it’ll be clear, with a low around 48. I have no comment to offer on this.

Sunday: It’ll be sunny, with a high near 66, but you won’t care because you’ll already be depressed thinking about having to go back to work. That night it should be clear and around 48.

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Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at

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