cleavage-kitty.jpgDear Babe,

I am a big busted woman. Sometimes when I go out on dates the food I’m eating will splatter and, if I’m wearing a semi low to low cut top, a drop will land on my breast. So I’ve been wondering, do men find that hot or gross?

Boob Splatter Baffled

Dear Boob Splattered,

I asked my husband and he said that it depends entirely on how your date feels about you.

Basically, if the guy is attracted to you he’ll probably find your boob splatter hot, but if he’s not attracted to you he might find it gross. And honestly, if he finds anything about you gross, he needs to be gone. So splatter away!


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Babe Scanlon is a writer living and working in San Francisco. She's worked as an archaeologist, computer game designer, agent at Agent Provocateur and hypnotherapist. She is controlling your mind at this very moment.

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