I am a big busted woman. Sometimes when I go out on dates the food I’m eating will splatter and, if I’m wearing a semi low to low cut top, a drop will land on my breast. So I’ve been wondering, do men find that hot or gross?
Boob Splatter Baffled
Dear Boob Splattered,
I asked my husband and he said that it depends entirely on how your date feels about you.
Basically, if the guy is attracted to you he’ll probably find your boob splatter hot, but if he’s not attracted to you he might find it gross. And honestly, if he finds anything about you gross, he needs to be gone. So splatter away!
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