Ex: Island rehab includes new marina They’re towing away a bunch of boats, trying to get things all pretty so they can build condos or something.
Chron: State’s first lady won’t influence governor This article is about Maria Shriver, but for extra fun pretend that it is Jennifer Siebel.
AP via SFGate : Northwest flight returns to SFO with engine glitch Gate commenters have many sage things to say about air travel.
Chron: Divers battle fast-growing alien kelp in bay Alien kelp! It’s called Undaria pinnatifida! David Perlman is one of my favorite journalists working today.
ABC7: Woman gets trapped in Genesis scheme Unfortunately not part of a Spock Searching For.
ABC7: Is San Francisco too soft on crime? It’s a pretty interesting story of SFPD bitching about the DA’s office. Mommy and Daddy, please don’t fight.