With the stork on back order, Madonna took her biological clock to Africa. Sensing a decrease in our nation’s patriotism, Colbert sacrificed his beautiful hair for the good of our country. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any gayer than a Prop-8 laden media, Neil Patrick Harris hosted the Tonys. Get bewitched, bothered and bewildered this Monday June 8th, 2009.

ANIMALS

Shark week every week from the Farallons.

CELEBRITY


Madonna gone maternal–Africans hide your babies.

EVENTS

Apple Nerds brace for WWDC


Sunday Streets in the Mission.

FOOD

How long is too long to wait for a table?

Sexy Soup Lady shut down

MUSICSexy, sordid Peaches at the Grand Ballroom

Record won’t achieve turf unity, but it’s a start.

THEATER

Billy Elliot and Carnage take top honors at the Tonys.

The only thing gayer than Elton and Liza–Neil!

TV

Can’t argue that Colbert doesn’t support the troops.

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