Hey! It’s our “arbitrary but sincere” (did I get that right, sexpigeon?) weather report! Remember you can also check our weather page any time you get the urge. We don’t mind.

Today: 40 percent odds in favor of showers and thunderstorms are given. More certain is that it’ll be cloudy, hitting a high (if you can call it that) of 61. Tonight, rain is given “a chance” (these are meterologists, not folks at Caesar’s sports book). It’ll be cloudy and windy.

Saturday: A 20 percent chance of showers in the morning, and cloudy all day. If it gets up to 60 we’ll be lucky. That night it’ll get foggy and cloudy, and drop down to 51. Winds’ll be gusting up to 24 mph.

Sunday: Patchy fog first thing, but then it’ll get sunny, which might be nice. Highs in the low 60s. That night, fog and clouds and a low of 50.

the author

Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at

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