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A fire at an 8th grade graduation frames a bleak future for graduates: leave the comfort and safety of your school for a world gone up in flames. Thankfully these eighth graders have a few more years until they’re cast into a sea of 9.4% unemployment. There’s always hope for the American myth, in which a San Francisco shoeshiner discovered there’s at least a modicum of truth. Horatio Alger would be proud this Friday, June 5th, 2009.

THIS MORNING’S TOP STORIES

Graduation fire forces evacuation, one man injured trying to rescue the cake (seriously). ABC7, EX

Unemployment rate hits 9.4%. CHRON, ABC7

FROM THE SF CHRONICLE

Caltrain set to pull a MUNI

Horatio Alger shines down on local shoeshine vendor.

FROM THE SF EXAMINER


Have you seen my grandfather?

FROM THE SF WEEKLY

Woman robs from the Rich (in fat and sugar) and gives to the Poor (bystanders minding their own business)

FROM CBS5

Richmond man guilty of slaying pregnant girlfriend

FROM ABC7


Make ethanol in your backyard

San Francisco Appeal journalist refuses to make pun at David Carradine’s expense


Mother and bystander foil teen’s suicide attempt

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