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Hey, did you see our quick and dirty weather page? This is clearly a very 1.0 version, but we’re getting there!

Today: It’s going to be cloudy and foggy most of this morning, clearing up this afternoon. We expect a high of 69, which is funny because it makes of think of an overrated sex act. Tonight it’s going to get foggy and cloudy again, wind will pick up with gusts as high as 20 MPH, and temps will drop down to 52. If there’s a correlating sex act for that, please alert us in the comments.

Saturday: Don’t get all depressed when you get up, those clouds and fog you see should clear up by noon. Hmm, the preceding sentence assumes you’ll be up before noon, guess we’re giving you the benefit of the doubt. Anyway, then it’s going to get sunny and hot, like “high of 79 hot.” That night it’ll stay clear, and drop down to the mid 50s.

Sunday: Same as Saturday, hot, sunny, 79. This is nice! Sunday night will be clear, drop down to the high 50s.

the author

Eve Batey is the editor and publisher of the San Francisco Appeal. She used to be the San Francisco Chronicle's Deputy Managing Editor for Online, and started at the Chronicle as their blogging and interactive editor. Before that, she was a co-founding writer and the lead editor of SFist. She's been in the city since 1997, presently living in the Outer Sunset with her husband, cat, and dog. You can reach Eve at eve@sfappeal.com.

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